Wait, if you don't know us, why are you here?

Not long after moving to College Station in 2015, Lauren "swiped right" on Doug, attracted by his luxurious beard, piercing blue eyes, a shared background in science, and most importantly, lack of photos featuring camouflage. 

Doug is a salty sea dog who definitely isn't a spy and doesn't like writing about himself in the third person. He is very lucky to have Lauren in his life and he knows it.